Blood elf warlock

All Flesh Must Be Eaten

We started at Phin's apartment. I took all of Luke's Kpin, stunned a crow monster with my MAD DANCING SKILLZ, jumped off the balcony (landing on Lad and damaging him) because that's what everyone else was doing (at least I was wearing shoes and a coat), and hopped into the car.
We drove to the gas station and I used my seduction to get inside, and then I blew the guy's balls off, scared the other guy into urinating all over himself, and stole money and smokes. Phin and Mike were passed out in the car so Lad and I robbed the liquor store. We woke them up and tried to drive towards Mike and Lad's. We made it to University before Mike drunk drove us into the ditch and blew the head gasket. Phin breaks the window of a random parked car, and I hot wire the car. We move our things into the new car and get attacked by a black ooze. Lad douses himself in lighter fluid and lights the car on fire, burning all of us.
"We need to smoke a bowl or something!" -Me
"I have pot and papers and a bowl! Should I roll a joint or pack a bowl?" - Phin
"This is a joint sort of situation" -Lad
And then OMGWTFBBQ we start getting shot at! Mike got shot; Lad dodges. I hastily heal up people, as well as we can, which is unfortunately is not much because IRL I'm not a priest, just a Girl Scout.
We see figures at the side of the road. Phin and I try to talk them into helping us, but they refuse and are barricading the way we need to drive. Lad shoots one of them but doesn't kill him. Phin cracks his sternum and he dies.
I steal the gun and intimidate one of the guys into pissing himself (for the second time!) I fail at shooting a guy 3 times in a row, because my ability with guns is made of nothingness. 
Mike's high and bleeding to death, and Phinny is going to drive now.
We get back into the car, while the scary black oozing zombie things keep attacking the military assholes who were OMGWTFBBQ shooting us.
I hot wired a police car, because my hotwiring skills pwn AGAIN!
Blood elf warlock

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All of the theft and lying and bullshit in the loli community makes me afraid to go back. Maybe I always get sick before lolita events for a reason... I don't know. I'm really put off, and I'm not even involved. 
Blood elf warlock

Writer's Block: Bold Textured Looks

What are your rules for mixing different textures of clothing?



I remember when the days were long
and the nights when the living room was on the lawn.
Constant quarreling the childish fits
and our clothes in a pile on the ottoman.
All the slander and double speak were only foolish attempts
to show you did not mean,
anything but the blatant proof was your lips touching mine in the photobooth.

And as the summers endinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
the cold air rush your hard heart away.
You were so condescendinnnng,
and this is all that's left
scraping paper to document.
I have packed a change of clothes and it's time, it's time to move on.

Cup your mouth to compress the sound,
skinny dipping with the kids from a nearby town.
And everything that I said was true
as the flashes blinded us in the photobooth.
Well I lost track when those words were said,
you took the wheel and you steered us into my bed,
and soon we woke and I walked you home
and it was pretty clear that is was hardly love.

Asus2
                                Em

Beating like a hammer, Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammerBeating like a hammer
Beating like a hammerBeating like a hammer
Beating like a hammerBeating like a hammer

G Asus2 Em C

                 G Asus2 Em C

I tremble
                                            G Asus2 Em C
They're gonna eat me alive
                  G Asus2 Em C
If I stumble
                                          G Asus2 Em C
They're gonna eat me alive
                                          Em
Can you hear my heart
Beating like a hammer, Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammerBeating like a hammer
Beating like a hammerBeating like a hammer
Beating like a hammerBeating like a hammer
G                   C             D                   Em
Help, I'm alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer
G                  C
Hard to be soft
D                     Em
Tough to be tender
             G            C                  D                    Em
Come take my pulse, the pace is on a runaway train
G                 C                 D               Em
Help, I'm alive, my heart keeps
Beating like a hammer, Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammerBeating like a hammer
Beating like a hammerBeating like a hammer
Beating like a hammerBeating like a hammer

G D Asus2

                       C G D Asus2

If you're still alive
                             C G D Asus2
My regrets are few
                    C G D Asus2
If my life is mine
                            C G D Asus2
What shouldn't I do?
                                C G D Asus2
I get wherever I'm going          
                            C G D Asus2
I get whatever I need
                                         C G D Asus2
While my blood's still flowing
                                Em
And my heart still beats...

Photobooth bridge

And as the summers endinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
the cold air rush your hard heart away.
You were so condescending,
and this is all that's left
scraping paper to document.
I have packed a change of clothes and it's time, it's time to move on.


G                               Bm
P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face
F                                C
P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face


G                                       Bm
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
F                                 C
A little gambling is fun when you're with me
G                                                Bm
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
         F                                         C
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun


G
Oh oh oh oh
Bm
Oh oh oh oh
F                                    C
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
G
Oh oh oh oh
Bm
Oh oh oh oh oh
F                                    C
I'll get him hot, show him what I got


G                                           D/F#

Can't read my, can't read my
                                     Em
no he can't read my poker face
C
she's got me like nobody
G                                          D/F#
can't read my, can't read my
                                     Em
no he can't read my poker face
C
She's got me like nobody

             G
I won't tell you that I love you
              Bm
Just to hug you
                                                F
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
                                       C
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
G                                       Bm
Just like a chick in the casino
                                            F
Take your bank before I pay you out
                                                     C
I promise this, promise this
                                                                          G
Check this hand cause I am marvelous
                                                   Bm
I'm marvelous, I'm marvelous
                                                   F
So marvelous, so marvelous

C
She's got me like nobody

And as the summers ending,
the cold air will rush your hard heart away.
You were so condescendinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
as the alcohol drained the days.
And as the summers endinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng,
the cold air will rush your hard heart away.
You were so condescendinnnnng.
And this is all that's left,
The empty bottles spent cigarettes
I have packed a change of clothes
and its time, its time to move on.
Blood elf warlock

Writer's Block: You should have been there

Which five events in history would you choose to experience in person, and why?

1. The Great Flood - so I can watch the unicorns miss the arc and turn into unicorns of the sea. Narwhals FTW.

2. The Eruption of Mt Vesuvius - I'd want to tour Pompeii first, and then watch the eruption from a distance. It would be terrifying to experience firsthand. I love Pompeian architecture!

3. The Beagle Expedition - I'd love to observe with Darwin, the Origin of Species. Darwin had really bad depression, which I find to be really interesting. I think it'd be amazing to travel with him.

4. Amelia Earhart's plane crashing - mostly, I'm curious as to what happened to her. She was one of my role models as a little girl. They still don't know what happened to her!

5. The Battle of Hogwarts - I want to kick some ass! Expecto Patronum!
Blood elf warlock

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 Dude, I got trolled... Random. I usually never do anything to merit getting trolled. I think I offended someone, or it was completely random. O_O;; I hope I didn't offend anyone.

In other news, KT just IRL trolled the shit out of Annie and Lee trying to pressure them into having sex, and embarrassed the shit out of Annie and made a total ass of herself. It was really scary.

I kinda feel like I'm pseudo-drowning in an emotion shipwreck lately. WTF is wrong with me? A lot... I know.
Blood elf warlock

Adventures in Lolita

 So I finally grew a pair and wore lolita out in public here... and I forgot to take an outfit pic! D: I take them almost every day and of course I forgot. I was not daring enough to rock a giant head bow though.

Also... Hello new Alabama lolita friends! I hope to get to know you guys better! ^_^

To follow my photographic adventures feel free to check out my tumblr! And if anyone on my flist has a tumblr that I am not following, comment so I can follow you! <3 <3 <3

I think I might wear my carousel skirt today with a tshirt. Half loli counts doesn't it?
Blood elf warlock

Alabama

 After many long hours of bus riding I have arrived in Alabama. I'm staying with my friend Ben, who I met in World of Warcraft. I've been uploading lots of photos on my tumblr of the bus ride, where I am staying, and other various things. So far I am enjoying myself. Ben and I went to see Scott Pilgrim today and it was fantastic! It's a little bit scary moving 1400 miles away. I hope I make some friends here. It's scary for me, being so used to living in liberal Minnesota as a bisexual not quite all the way white female moving somewhere that is stereotyped as very racist and very bigoted. Ben told me there's a gay bar in town though, so maybe I can make some friends going out! It's exciting and scary all at the same time!

Any advice on coping with a big move? Anyone from Alabama want to come hang out?